Didn’t think you’d ever see those phrases in the same sentence, did you? Well, Wal-Mart and Target are selling talking Jesus action figures, and that’s apparently a description from the box.
The product test is going on in certain stores, but if you don’t want to wait, you can buy Action Jesus (or Mary) from Target.com today.
Maybe that’s news for Wal-Mart, but back in secular Northampton, those things are all the rage. Fully poseable Jesus dolls were sold at two of the most popular shops in town, so this is nothing new for me. One of my atheist friends even wore one on his cap at graduation; our Lord and Savior was boxing with some sort of dragon or Godzilla figurine. If you think blasphemy, etc is cool in Wally World, try living in my home state!