China is realy T.O.ed that we’re schmoozing with the Dalai Lama. Their reasoning, as usual, is completely founded upon zero tolerance for resistance to the Communist party’s totalitarian rule, and would be laughable if it weren’t so serious:
The Dalai Lama, who has lived in exile in India since staging a failed uprising against Chinese rule in 1959, is to receive the U.S. Congressional Gold Medal on Wednesday after being hosted at the White House by President George W. Bush.
“We are furious,” Tibet’s Communist Party boss, Zhang Qingli, told reporters. “If the Dalai Lama can receive such an award, there must be no justice or good people in the world.”
This coming from the country that brought you over 75 million government-sponsored deaths among its own citizenry, and that beautiful paradigm of human philanthropic achievement, the one-child policy.
Meanwhile, Russia is jumping on the angry train as Soviet Premier President Vladimir Putin warns against the use of any Soviet Bloc Country Caspian Nation as a staging point for operations against Iran. Putin was hanging out in Tehran with that bastion of diplomatic sanity, the great Ahmedinejad.
Putin has warned the U.S. and other nations against trying to coerce Iran into reining in its nuclear program and insists peaceful dialogue is the only way to deal with Tehran’s defiance of a U.N. Security Council demand that it suspend uranium enrichment.
“Threatening someone, in this case the Iranian leadership and Iranian people, will lead nowhere,” Putin said Monday during his trip to Germany. “They are not afraid, believe me.”
I agree with Putin here about the likely futility of threats against Iran, though he seems personally, intimately confident that Iran is not afraid. What’s the subtext, Komrade Putin? Have you given Tehran some additional reason not to fear us? Just wondering.
Moving on, Vienna, home to the House of Hapsburg, heirs to what remains of the notion of the Holy Roman Empire, is hosting a “divorce fair” to facilitate the dissolution of the Austrian people’s marriages with expeditious convenience:
At the October 27-28 event, would-be divorcees can consult, anonymously if they wish, a whole host of lawyers and mediators on their rights and obligations, and seek advice on frequently difficult questions, such as alimony and child access.
They can also consult experts on how best to organise their new post-married lives.
Nearly 50 percent of all marriages in Austria end in divorce — the figure is 66 percent in Vienna — and the two-day fair is being held under the motto: “Start your life afresh”. Organisers are hoping it will bloom into a twice-yearly event.
Up to 20 exhibitors have so far registered, not only lawyers and mediators, but also estate agents, life-crisis experts and — reflecting the messier side of divorce — private detective firms and DNA laboratories offering paternity tests.
The archdiocese of the city of Vienna will also have a stand, as will a company offering package holidays for freshly divorced people.
And back here in the States, a Pennsylvania woman is facing possible jail time for swearing at her overflowing bathroom toilet. If swearing at the malfunctioning plumbing in one’s own home has become a punishable offense in this country, then to borrow a question from St. Peter, “Lord, who can be saved?”
Update:
Apparently Condi is a bit worried about Russia’s attitude problems lately too. Russia, for it’s part, has produced some rather blunt opinions of Condi in response:
Ms. Rice’s criticism can be explained with the politician’s personal peculiarities. Why is Condoleezza Rice so fond of her “strict teacher” role? Is it her technique that she follows to stay in the center of political attention? The leader of the Liberal and Democratic Party of Russia (LDPR), Vladimir Zhirinovsky, expressed his opinion on the matter in an exclusive interview with Pravda.Ru.
”Condoleezza Rice released a coarse anti-Russian statement. This is because she is a single woman who has no children. She loses her reason because of her late single status. Nature takes it all.
”Such women are very rough. They are all workaholics, public workaholics. They can be happy only when they are talked and written about everywhere: “Oh, Condoleezza, what a remarkable woman, what a charming Afro-American lady! How well she can play the piano and speak Russian! What a courageous, tough and strong female she is!
”This is the only way to satisfy her needs of a female. She derives pleasure from it. If she has no man by her side at her age, he will never appear. Even if she had a whole selection of men to choose from she would stay single because her soul and heart have hardened. Like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Tamerlane, or Alexander the Great of Macedon Ms. Rice needs to fight and release tough public statements in global scale. She needs to be on top of the world.
This is LOL funny. Don’t drink while reading Russian news. Seriously. It hurts when Vodka comes out your nose.


