It’s her birthday today. She’s been turning 23 every year for several years now, just don’t ask me how that works. Of course, she’s Chinese and will age more gracefully than this large white man could ever hope to. She’ll still be stunning in her sixties while I’m tooling around in a nitrous-oxide assisted electric wheel chair. (The NOS won’t be primarily for turbo boost, but rather so the thing can overcome gravity and haul my massive bulk around.)
I love you babe. More than life itself.
Congratulations! You have a beautiful wife!
BTW, I know the secret of being 23 every year!