There were two things I learned for certain on the French Riviera: women’s bathing suit tops were entirely optional, with no distinctions made for the delight or disgust of bystanders; and secondly, no man is ever too old for a speedo.
In Florida, which also has its share of places which adhere to the former rule, the latter is apparently debatable. Some police officer, who should be deemed a hero to the people, apparently ticketed a man for wearing a Speedo on a public beach.
Not surprisingly, the ticket held up in court about as well as the swimwear in question probably did.
