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If You’re Between 25 And 35, This Is Hilarious

Posted on August 20th, 2008 by Steve Skojec

(Otherwise, the joke may at least partially elude you):

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Might Not Be A Bad Idea

Posted on August 20th, 2008 by Steve Skojec

The Onion reports on an exciting product development:
After decades of coddling young children, Johnson & Johnson unveiled its new “Nothing But Tears” shampoo this week, an aggressive bath-time product the company says will help to prepare meek and fragile newborns for the real world.
A radical departure for the health goods manufacturer, the new shampoo features [...]

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I Want One Of These Signs

Posted on August 18th, 2008 by Steve Skojec

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This Needs A Caption

Posted on August 11th, 2008 by Steve Skojec

“So there’s Dick Cheney, comin’ down the stairs, and he misses a step. And he’s falling, see? It’s like this enormous, pinkish-white blur, just tumblin’ end over end. Y’all know that Dick’s a machine, but me, I’m thinkin’, ‘Hey, it’s a darn good thing he ain’t Nukeular.’ “

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Funnier If You’ve Actually Seen The Dark Knight

Posted on August 9th, 2008 by Steve Skojec

The one thing that bugs me about the Christian Bale/Christopher Nolan Batman movies is the stupid Batman growl. Bale, quite frankly, sounds like an idiot, and it’s the one thing that continuously shattered my suspension of disbelief. I kept thinking, “Nobody talks like that. A million Batman adaptations and he’s never before talked like he’s [...]

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The Onion: One Downfall Of Avoiding The Culture

Posted on August 4th, 2008 by Steve Skojec

It’s harder to make fun of it:
Study: Watching Fewer Than Four Hours Of TV A Day Impairs Ability To Ridicule Pop Culture
January 19, 2005 | Issue 41•03
NEW YORK—A Columbia University study released Tuesday suggests that viewing fewer than four hours of television a day severely inhibits a person’s ability to ridicule popular culture.
“An hour [...]

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Ted Stevens, Creator Of The Series Of Tubes That Are The Internet, Is In Trouble

Posted on July 29th, 2008 by Steve Skojec

Sen. Ted Stevens of Alaska is in big trouble over his concealment of hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of gifts he has received while in office.
And when I say big trouble, I mean more trouble than he had trying to explain the Internet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTonHRerMC4

Yes, that’s right. The Internet is not something that you just dump [...]

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Foods That Don’t Exist In Nature

Posted on July 29th, 2008 by Steve Skojec

Yesterday afternoon, I was jonesing for a snack. Not just any snack, mind you - oh no! A chocolatey snack. One of my coworkers, sensing my need (or perhaps hearing me say, “Jeeze, I could really go for some chocolate!”) pulled something from her desk drawer. I know what you’re thinking, but no, it wasn’t [...]

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