The one thing that bugs me about the Christian Bale/Christopher Nolan Batman movies is the stupid Batman growl. Bale, quite frankly, sounds like an idiot, and it’s the one thing that continuously shattered my suspension of disbelief. I kept thinking, “Nobody talks like that. A million Batman adaptations and he’s never before talked like he’s [...]

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It’s harder to make fun of it:
Study: Watching Fewer Than Four Hours Of TV A Day Impairs Ability To Ridicule Pop Culture
January 19, 2005 | Issue 41•03
NEW YORK—A Columbia University study released Tuesday suggests that viewing fewer than four hours of television a day severely inhibits a person’s ability to ridicule popular culture.
“An hour [...]

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Sen. Ted Stevens of Alaska is in big trouble over his concealment of hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of gifts he has received while in office.
And when I say big trouble, I mean more trouble than he had trying to explain the Internet:
Yes, that’s right. The Internet is not something that you just dump [...]

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Yesterday afternoon, I was jonesing for a snack. Not just any snack, mind you - oh no! A chocolatey snack. One of my coworkers, sensing my need (or perhaps hearing me say, “Jeeze, I could really go for some chocolate!”) pulled something from her desk drawer. I know what you’re thinking, but no, it wasn’t [...]

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Hilary found it first, but I love it too much not to include it here.
Yes, that’s right - it’s the John Paul II Random Speech Generator!!!

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I just want to thank all of you who nominated me. It all started as a joke…I never expected it to get this far.

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Sounds like bad news for the future of my habit-forming dirty martinis:
High summer temperatures and ever-increasing levels of U.S. beverage consumption are causing ice cubes across the nation to melt at “an alarmingly unprecedented rate,” the U.S. Department of Consumer Affairs reported Tuesday.
“We are looking at a nationwide trend of crisis proportions,” said Clyde Simms, [...]

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Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

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