Steve Skojec

Didn’t think you’d ever see those phrases in the same sentence, did you? Well, Wal-Mart and Target are selling talking Jesus action figures, and that’s apparently a description from the box.

The product test is going on in certain stores, but if you don’t want to wait, you can buy Action Jesus (or Mary) from Target.com today.

In Japan, there’s a slightly different approach to education than here in the States. As this instructional video shows, when Japanese women are confronted by evil-doers (one of whom seems to need a lesson in how to wear a bandana to properly conceal his identity) the easiest way to know how to confront them in English is to flash back to mnemonic jazzercise.

I came across a help wanted ad today the likes of which I’ve never seen - and I have to admit, it made me SUPER EXCITED!!!! Here’s a little taste:

I would like to introduce my self and give you some idea of what it is that I do. Keep in mind this is just one little piece of the pie. My name is Tishia… now hold on to your hats this is going to blow you away!!!! NEW TECHNOLOGY. In the next few years it will revolutionize the way in which we communicate….. Trust me you don’t want to skip out on this!!!!! Video phone!!! Yes, Video phone!!!!!! Where you are able to SEE the person in you are speaking to!!!!!!!! (and vice-versa) Now think of all the possibilities
not only will you be able to see who you are talking to but because it is connected through the internet (VOIP) YOU CAN TAKE THE PHONE WITH YOU WHERE EVER THERE IS AN INTERNET CONNECTION!!!!!!! Korea, you can send this phone to Korea and because of VOIP you will be able to talk and see your family and friends and business associates. Because of VOIP you are able to send the phone to Europe and the when you call Europe it will be a DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA phone number…… Holla!!!

“Holla!!!” is right!!! WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!? Korea, if I sign up in Korea will it still be THIS EXCITING!!!!!?!?!?!?

Notice that Tishia indicates that “It is through De-regulation that I am able to share this with you”. Thank goodness. I, too, think the exclamation mark has been oppressed for too long!!!